In response to the accusations by Mountain View residents of accelerator participants emerging with third arms or combining within the accelerator to form shimmering/glowing super-startups, we can neither confirm nor deny these totally awesome side effects. However the Sith Lord himself sees fit to address the questions that seek to pierce the mystique of the accelerator by releasing this top secret, never-before-seen video.

Fear not, brave souls of the second class, behold the secrets of the 500 Accelerator:

Thanks to micro-documentaries for producing this video.